Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
3.69sSo here's my certificate of abandonment drawn up by our notary.
1.35sThat'll be 10 bucks.
2.37sNow take your kid and hit the soup line!
3.49s(LAUGHS) (SOBS) Oh, no, you don't, mister!
2.03sDamn baby's driving me crazy!
4.9s(GIGGLING) He won't stop giggling no matter how much I scream at him!
1.2s(SOBBING)
0.84s
1.1sThere, there.
1.64s
2.19sI still got womanly needs!
4.19sWho's gonna look twice at me with this dirty leech hanging off my dairy nozzle?
1.22sNot me, that's for sure.
3sThen it's settled! He's all yours, Pappy!
1.97sHey, wait! You can't leave... What?
1.65s
0.59s
1.52s(WAILING)
1.06s
5.08s
1.62s(BOTH WAILING)
3.51s
1.59s
1.27s(BABY CRYING)
2.36s
2.67s