5.27s(ALL GASPING) Oh, no, no, no. No way am I that kid's dad!
2.1sWipe my tiny metal ass!
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1.4sAw, crap.
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2.07sMama, thirsty.
2.08sHang on, dumpling. My milk's coming in.
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2.3sAw, biscuits! I'm a father?
1.33sHow did this happen?
1.83sDoes this ring a bell?
2.05sAre you telling me the stuff we did in private,
4.02sand also twice on the sidewalk, made a baby robot? How?
4.12sAw, Bender, didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?
2.54sNo. She was a religious fundamentalist.
3.3sPlus she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.