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2.42sGet your lack of hands off my boy!
2.69sYou're an unfit parent who abandoned her child!
3.12sOh, yeah? Well, I'm still less unfitter than you.
1.57sSays who?
2.95sSays this document you gave me when you tried to abandon Ben first!
1.15s(GRUNTS)
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1.33sIt's genuine.
3.2s(ALL GASPING) That doesn't prove I'm an unfit parent!
2.13sI was drunk and violent when I signed that!
3.47sWell, I'm drunk and violent now. He's coming with me!
5.56sDaddy! (CRYING) Son!
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5.55sMy boy's gone. All I have left to remember him are these innocent playthings we stole together.
1.17s(CHITTERS)
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2.85sFry, put these someplace safe.
6.34s(MONKEY SQUEALS) (SOBBING) That's it, Fry! For a guy who's not too bright,