Use the timeline below to select up to 20 seconds to watch or share.
1.4s
5.27s(ALL GASPING) Oh, no, no, no. No way am I that kid's dad!
2.1sWipe my tiny metal ass!
0.9s
1.4sAw, crap.
0.51s
2s
1.88s
2.07sMama, thirsty.
2.08sHang on, dumpling. My milk's coming in.
0.7s
2.8s
1.96s
0.92sUgh!
1.13sIn public?
2.3sAw, biscuits! I'm a father?
1.33sHow did this happen?
1.83sDoes this ring a bell?
2.05sAre you telling me the stuff we did in private,
4.02sand also twice on the sidewalk, made a baby robot? How?
4.12sAw, Bender, didn't your mom ever tell you where robot babies come from?
2.54sNo. She was a religious fundamentalist.
3.3sPlus she didn't have a mouth. It's an unusual combination.
6.44sCome on, everyone, let's take Bender to the teen center to learn about the bots and the bees!
0.73s
2.5s
0.59s