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1.29s
1.17sYeah, this ain't gonna happen.
2.05s
1.55sIs that even necessary?
3.41s
1.12sI'm sorry, Daddy.
2.37sYou got nothing to be sorry about.
1.53sHe's really a very good father.
1.97s
3.32sAll right, I got her statement. And a straight up grape soda.
1.04s
1.73sAw, yeah.
2.2sI promise things will be different, Son.
3.3sFrom now on, I'm chaining you to a radiator.
4.44sI'm amazed someone who dispenses such warm soda could be so coldhearted!
2.4sI'm gonna buy a drink just so I can throw it in your face!
1.71s
1.44s
2.39s(GASPS) It's another soda baby!
1.28s(ALL GASPING)
0.53s
1.42sDamn.
2.44s
4.4sYou got knocked up by a police officer while he was looking for your kidnapped child?
2.37sSure did! I still got it.
1.27sSo, now what happens?
2.1sTell you what, you keep the big one.
3.15sLong as I got a baby to neglect, I'm happy.