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2.03sThat was the best Christmas ever.
1.43sYou know I hate lying.
2.19sBut those orphans were so proud of me,
1.62sI couldn't bear to let them down.
5.96s(SCOFFS) At least Reverend Pickens had the dignity to jump out the whorehouse window with his pants around his ankles.
1.63sWho's your friend, Leela?
3.1sHe sure has a shiny metal bumbledy-boop.
1.93sThey're so cute and harmless.
2.4sNo wonder you feel safe ripping off their act.
2.33sBender, I feel bad enough already.
4.1s(BENDER LAUGHING) I'm just messing with you. I love that you're getting rich off of them.
2.8s'Cause now I can get rich off of you.
1.38sOh, Lord.
3.34sFrom now on, you give me half the gross, or I'll blow your cover.
5s(SIGHS) Fine. You'll get your cut. I don't really care about the money anyway.
4.47sI just want to show those poor, disadvantaged orphans that they can succeed in life.
2.87sUgh. You are the worst kind of rich person.
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3.75sBe it parsnips or peppers or kale or zucchini