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1.53sHoly moly!
2.45sLady, you don't know me, but my name is Abner Doubledeal.
3.32sWait, I know you. You're Abner Doubledeal.
2.84sI brain-scanned those little nose-pickers during your story,
3.47sand, sister, their enjoyment glands were squirting like Broadway road kill!
1.75sAw! They were?
1.52sSay, you seem like a smart mark.
2.14sHow'd you like to make it into a TV show?
3.4sSign here on this Supercuts coupon.
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1.43sI don't know.
2.77sDon't I need a degree to write gibberish for toddlers?
4.15sCome on, Miss Leela. Don't be a 'fraidy cat like Feffernoose.
4.27sOkay. I'll do it to show you kids you can succeed at anything,
2.84sif you just luck out hard enough.
4.44sWelcome to the glamorous, big-money world of basic cable TV!