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2.02sAs a big Hollywood TV producer,
2.34sI think I know how to remedy this ethical lapse.
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9.09sSo if you don't want a tapeworm or intestinal bug Don't eat pastrami that fell on the rug And cut!
2.3sTa-da! We got us a reality show.
2.24sNo writers, no actors, no problem.
1.73sDoubledeal, this is disgraceful.
3.45sYou can't just rip off their real lives and put it on TV.
2.44sWho said anything about ripping them off?
1.02sI did.
1.13sI'm paying them.
2.77sGather around, gang. Here are your paychecks.
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3.04sI can finally afford my speech therapy.
3.12sAnd the health plan covers my generic Prozac.
4.69sElectricity, plumbing, our lives are a jillion times better.
2.53sAnd it's all thanks to you, Leela.
2.32sDon't thank me. I should be punished.
3.04sI've corrupted you and taught the orphans a terrible lesson.