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3.8sI'm as sad as an upside-down smile.
1.27sYou mean a frown?
4.29sWe didn't have a word for it, until now.
3.55sTo think I put on an unflattering cupcake costume for you.
2.4sTo think I borrowed money from you.
2.25sI was going to ask you to marry me.
4.35sI guess if you can't make up stories, I can't neither.
3.89sI deserve this. And more. Keep it coming.
1.9sWait a second.
2.02sAs a big Hollywood TV producer,
2.34sI think I know how to remedy this ethical lapse.
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9.09sSo if you don't want a tapeworm or intestinal bug Don't eat pastrami that fell on the rug And cut!
2.3sTa-da! We got us a reality show.
2.24sNo writers, no actors, no problem.
1.73sDoubledeal, this is disgraceful.
3.45sYou can't just rip off their real lives and put it on TV.
2.44sWho said anything about ripping them off?