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2.05sYou told them about that?
1.85sI should have told the truth right away.
3.47sThese simple prairie folk have a simple prairie-ish life here,
2.4sand I was wrong to exploit it for profit.
3.8sI'm as sad as an upside-down smile.
1.27sYou mean a frown?
4.29sWe didn't have a word for it, until now.
3.55sTo think I put on an unflattering cupcake costume for you.
2.4sTo think I borrowed money from you.
2.25sI was going to ask you to marry me.
4.35sI guess if you can't make up stories, I can't neither.
3.89sI deserve this. And more. Keep it coming.
1.9sWait a second.
2.02sAs a big Hollywood TV producer,
2.34sI think I know how to remedy this ethical lapse.
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9.09sSo if you don't want a tapeworm or intestinal bug Don't eat pastrami that fell on the rug And cut!