2.52sNah, don't ruin it. I'm loving the hypocrisy.
2.62sIt's like catching an evangelist in a whorehouse.
2.03sThat was the best Christmas ever.
1.43sYou know I hate lying.
2.19sBut those orphans were so proud of me,
1.62sI couldn't bear to let them down.
5.96s(SCOFFS) At least Reverend Pickens had the dignity to jump out the whorehouse window with his pants around his ankles.