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6.54sYou, my metal friend, will have the honor of becoming 174 Slurm cans.
2.65sAh, this trip is turning into a big letdown.
8.09sAs for you, you will be submerged in royal Slurm, which, in a matter of minutes will transform you into a Slurm queen like myself.
2.1sBut, Your Highness, she's a commoner.
1.97sHer Slurm will taste foul.
3.59sYes! Which is why we'll market it as "new Slurm."
10.53sThen, when everyone hates it, we'll bring back Slurm classic and make billions. Oh... oh.
2.14sWhat about me?
1.35sYou are free to go.
1.42sYes!
3.07sIf you can resist this concentrated superSlurm.