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1.57sSeven days from now!
3s(RINGING BELL) The world will end next week!
4.34sSpend your children's college funds! Thaw that turkey now!
3.22sThis is Kent Brockman reporting live from downtown Springfield,
5.02swhere overweight doomsayer Homer Simpson is predicting the world will end next Wednesday.
3.55sHomer, what turned you from sad drunk to mad monk?
2.87sFunny story, Kent. It's the end of the world!
3.74sGod loves you! He's gonna kill you!
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1.7sHere's my angle.
2.67sThere's no way in God's heaven I should get into God's heaven.
4.3sBut maybe he'll let me in if I warn others the Apocalypse is coming,
0.43sas I previously shouted.
2.2sI see.
1.47sWell, we have 30 seconds left.
1.47sAny other cuckoo yip-yap?
1.4sUh... Oh!