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4.97sDad, we love you, but we just don't think the world is coming to an end. Yet.
2.18s100 years, global warming, we're goners.
3.5sBut for now, you think you could lighten up on this "left below" stuff?
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2.97sWell, I guess this thing does look pretty silly.
2.9sLet's all take off our sandwich boards and watch TV.
2.95sSIDESHOW MEL: Live from Springfield Stadium, it's...
8.76s(SIDESHOW MEL READING) The crowd is abuzz and agog as the celebrity blimp approaches.
4.74sAnd look, here is America's favorite waste of taxpayer dollars,
2.37sthe Blue Angels!
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2.37sWhat the... The Blue Angels?
2.27sI thought we were getting Charlie's Angels.
1.57s(SOBBING)
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1.82sOh, God! We're going down!
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2.62sI don't want to die next to Kathy Griffin!
5.72s(PEOPLE SCREAMING) (GASPS) The stars are falling to the earth!