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2.04sWe're having a sale on Bible magnifying glasses.
4.22s(HOMER READING) Uh, do you have any books on the Rapture?
2.3sYes, this one is 15% off.
3.47s(HOMER SCREAMS) I'll take everything you got.
2.44sAnd would you like to take advantage of our Friends of Flanders discount?
1.23sNo, thank you.
1.55s(MARGE HUMMING)
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2.9sHere's a pretty little wig for Lisa.
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2.99sAnd a handsome toupee for Bart.
3.3sSo, you still think I'm crazy for saving all your hair trimmings?
1.42sBOTH: No, ma'am.
3.19sOkay, then. Let's get the rest of this hair back in the freezer.
2.48sHmm... Hmm...
2.2sHomie, you didn't touch your second dinner tonight.
4.1sAnd you're reading books. Word books! What's going on?
1.8sMarge, the Rapture is nigh.
2.1sThese books will help me figure out how nigh.
1.9sThis whole deal is scientifically proven.
2.83sThe Book of Revelations has 404 verses.
5.87sAdd the number of people at the Last Supper minus the number of Filipinos in the Bible,