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4.42s(HOMER READING) Ooh! A He is Risen production.
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2.14sI wish you'd come to church with us, sweetheart.
4.32s(CHUCKLES) Church? I'd rather play golf on the holiest day of the week.
2.6sOh! Finally, a character I can relate to.
1.85sI bet good things happen to him.
3.8sBut, honey, with recent troubles in the Mideast and other ominous signs,
1.83sthe Rapture could soon be upon us.
2.58sThe Rapture? Easy there, Helen.
1.73sScience has shown religion is just an old wives' tale.
6.46s(ALL GASP) I'm sorry, but the only thing I'm praying for is that you take it easy on our credit cards.
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6.57s(BOTH MOANING) Oh, Mr. Thompson, what if your wife finds out?
2.35sIt's modern times. Everyone's doing it.