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1.83sthe Rapture could soon be upon us.
2.58sThe Rapture? Easy there, Helen.
1.73sScience has shown religion is just an old wives' tale.
6.46s(ALL GASP) I'm sorry, but the only thing I'm praying for is that you take it easy on our credit cards.
1.3s(LAUGHING)
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6.57s(BOTH MOANING) Oh, Mr. Thompson, what if your wife finds out?
2.35sIt's modern times. Everyone's doing it.
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2.04sWhere did my Christian limo driver go?
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1.12s(TIRES SCREECHING)
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2.58sMy pious husband is missing.
3.07sThe baby I chose to have baptized is gone.
4.7s(THUNDER CRACKING) Mr. Thompson, what's happening?
1.9sIt's the Rapture, Shauna. The Rapture.
5.32sThe virtuous have gone to heaven and the rest of us have been left below.
3.17s(GASPS) Left below? Where have I heard that before?