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3.44sAnd because we rejected God, tacitly accepting Satan,
2.67swe must suffer through the Apocalypse.
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6.81s(THUNDER CRACKING) I thought all religions were a path to God. I was wrong.
5.14s(THUNDER CRACKING) Why did I put my faith in science and technology?
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4.34s(THUNDER CRACKING) Oh, why did I choose to be gay?
3.67sOh! This movie will haunt me for the rest of my life.
3.24sJust like Cannonball Run II.
3.55sMarge, what if the Rapture is coming and I haven't led a good enough life?
2.64sI could be left below.
1.64sSweetie, don't worry.
3sGod wouldn't spring the Rapture on us unannounced.
2.89sHe'd send us signs like, I don't know,
3.27sall the dogs getting on a spaceship and leaving.
2.43sYeah, I'll bet the cats'd be psyched about that.
3.87s(LAUGHING) Thanks, Marge. You've put my mind at ease.
3.57sNow, how about a little rapture for Mama?
1.08sOoh!
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