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3.74sGod loves you! He's gonna kill you!
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1.7sHere's my angle.
2.67sThere's no way in God's heaven I should get into God's heaven.
4.3sBut maybe he'll let me in if I warn others the Apocalypse is coming,
0.43sas I previously shouted.
2.2sI see.
1.47sWell, we have 30 seconds left.
1.47sAny other cuckoo yip-yap?
1.4sUh... Oh!
2.32sHere's one. Revelation 6:13.
3.77s"Just before the Rapture, the stars will fall to the Earth."
3.55sSo, all you hippies out there might wanna...for that one.
2.1s(LAUGHING) There you have it, folks.
5.34sAnd if I can make a prediction of my own, this weekend's Springfield Lettuce Festival is gonna be bigger and better than ever!
4.2sWe've got romaine, iceberg, radicchio, and everyone's favorite, baby bib.