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4.2sWe've got romaine, iceberg, radicchio, and everyone's favorite, baby bib.
2.5sEven a few cabbages are getting in on the fun.
4.12s(RINGING BELL) Homie, I'm glad you're getting exercise.
2.75sI just wish it wasn't crazy exercise.
5.22sMarge, in a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane.
4.97sDad, we love you, but we just don't think the world is coming to an end. Yet.
2.18s100 years, global warming, we're goners.
3.5sBut for now, you think you could lighten up on this "left below" stuff?
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2.97sWell, I guess this thing does look pretty silly.
2.9sLet's all take off our sandwich boards and watch TV.
2.95sSIDESHOW MEL: Live from Springfield Stadium, it's...