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1.42sBOTH: No, ma'am.
3.19sOkay, then. Let's get the rest of this hair back in the freezer.
2.48sHmm... Hmm...
2.2sHomie, you didn't touch your second dinner tonight.
4.1sAnd you're reading books. Word books! What's going on?
1.8sMarge, the Rapture is nigh.
2.1sThese books will help me figure out how nigh.
1.9sThis whole deal is scientifically proven.
2.83sThe Book of Revelations has 404 verses.
5.87sAdd the number of people at the Last Supper minus the number of Filipinos in the Bible,
3.32sand you get... Three million, 100...
3.3s3:15 p.m., May 18th.
1.82sThat's when the Rapture will begin.
2.37sMay 18th? That's one week from today!
2.07s(GASPS) A week? That's...
1.1s
1.57sSeven days from now!
3s(RINGING BELL) The world will end next week!
4.34sSpend your children's college funds! Thaw that turkey now!
3.22sThis is Kent Brockman reporting live from downtown Springfield,