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1.58staping your swimsuit to your butt,
2.7spetroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile,
2.25sand the ancient art of padding.
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1.97sAre we done?
1.34sWe are just warming up.
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2.58sOh, isn't this dangerous?
2.95sDon't worry. I am well protected.
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4.22sBoy, when Lisa comes in, I want you to make a big fuss over how she looks.
2.52sShe'll see through me like Grandma's underpants.
2.53sNo, she won't. When it comes to compliments,
1.95swomen are ravenous, bloodsucking monsters...
3.59salways wanting more, more, more!
3.27sAnd if you give it to 'em, you'll get plenty back in return.
1.67sLike what?
1.6sI'll tell you when you're older.
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