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2.55sShe's the jack Nicklaus of the pageant circuit.
3.87sOh, I don't know that she's as attractive as jack Nicklaus.
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2.67sI meant because they both win all the time, Mom.
3.05sOh. Well, yes. That's what I meant too.
1.8sWell, tell you what. This afternoon,
4.05sI'll take you to the beauty parlor and show you just how lovely you can be.
2.4sAnd later, I'll teach you the tricks of the trade--
1.58staping your swimsuit to your butt,
2.7spetroleum jelly on your teeth for that frictionless smile,
2.25sand the ancient art of padding.
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1.97sAre we done?
1.34sWe are just warming up.
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2.58sOh, isn't this dangerous?
2.95sDon't worry. I am well protected.
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4.22sBoy, when Lisa comes in, I want you to make a big fuss over how she looks.