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1.75sI couldn't find a big enough photo, so I sent in...
2.37sthat funny drawing of you on roller skates.
2.7sHow could you? I won't do it!
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2.67sHomer, Lisa's already sensitive about her looks.
3.64sThis is the last thing she needs. But I think she'll win.
2.57sDad, have you seen the girls they have in those contests?
2sHubba, hubba!
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2.92sHey, nobody's prettier than my little girl.
2.29sYou're looking at her through a father's eyes.
2.03sWell, if I could gouge out somebody else's eyes...
1.9sand shove them into my sockets, I would.
4.57sBut to me, she's beautiful. That is so sweet.
3.75sHoney, no one's going to force you to do anything.
3.34sBut do you know how your father got the money to enter you in this pageant?