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2.15sSure!
2.6sWhere'd you get all the money?
1.85sFrom some scientist.
1.93sSince they stopped testing on animals,
2.9sa guy like me can really clean up.
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2.34sI'm hideous.
2.97sLisa, I know a song that will cheer you up.
3.22sThere once was an ugly duckling So you think I'm ugly?
1.97sNo!
3.49sNo, I meant you were one of the good-looking ducks...
3.37sthat makes fun of the ugly one.
2.79sLisa, if you could have one wish, what would it be?
4sTo shut myself off from the world and never be seen by human eyes again.
3.5sWas your second wish to be entered in the Little Miss Springfield Pageant?
0.5sWhat are you talking about?
3.37sI sent in an application for you.
1.75sI couldn't find a big enough photo, so I sent in...
2.37sthat funny drawing of you on roller skates.
2.7sHow could you? I won't do it!