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2.69sMoe, have you ever felt unattractive?
0.52sMmm, no.
1.79sHow about you, Barney?
2.12sNot for a second.
2.2sYeah. I need help.
2.67sWhee! Whee!
3.34sWhee! Whee!
2.33sWhee!
2.97sI guess every father thinks his daughter is the cutest.
2.03sWell, now there's a way to prove it.
3.24sWow, President of Laramie Cigarettes, jack Larson!
1.79sThis year, Laramie is sponsoring...
2sthe Little Miss Springfield Pageant.
3.5sYou see, government regulations prohibit us from advertising on TV.
2.2sAhh.
2.35sThat sweet Carolina smoke.
2.29sBut they can't prohibit us from holding a beauty pageant...
2.67sfor little girls age seven to nine.
1.5sLisa's age seven to nine!
3.22sYour daughter could be crowned Little Miss Springfield by our host,
2.9sthe maitre d' of glee, Krusty the Clown!
3.8sI heartily endorse this event or product.