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2.02sI'd like to be alone, please.
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2.69sMoe, have you ever felt unattractive?
0.52sMmm, no.
1.79sHow about you, Barney?
2.12sNot for a second.
2.2sYeah. I need help.
2.67sWhee! Whee!
3.34sWhee! Whee!
2.33sWhee!
2.97sI guess every father thinks his daughter is the cutest.
2.03sWell, now there's a way to prove it.
3.24sWow, President of Laramie Cigarettes, jack Larson!
1.79sThis year, Laramie is sponsoring...
2sthe Little Miss Springfield Pageant.
3.5sYou see, government regulations prohibit us from advertising on TV.
2.2sAhh.
2.35sThat sweet Carolina smoke.
2.29sBut they can't prohibit us from holding a beauty pageant...