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3.89sYou must hate me. Dad, do you remember why you entered me in that pageant?
2.03s- I don't know. Was I drunk?
- Possibly.
4.84sBut the point is, you wanted me to feel better about myself, and I do.
0.5sReally?
1.04sUh-huh.
2.75sWill you remember this the next time I wreck your life?
2.02sIt's a deal.
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4.54sAnd now, my exclusive interview with His Holiness, Pope john Paul II.
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4.2sThat's it. I cannot work under these conditions.
2.8sIf anybody wants me, I'll be downstairs at McDougal's.
2.17sCall the weekend guy. I don't care.
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