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0.65sI'm an ugmo.
3.35sNow, that's not true. You're cute as a bug's ear.
1.73sFathers have to say that stuff.
1.93sDad, am I cute as a bug's ear?
3.77s- No! You're homely as a mule's butt!
- There. See?
2.02sI'd like to be alone, please.
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2.69sMoe, have you ever felt unattractive?
0.52sMmm, no.
1.79sHow about you, Barney?
2.12sNot for a second.
2.2sYeah. I need help.
2.67sWhee! Whee!
3.34sWhee! Whee!
2.33sWhee!
2.97sI guess every father thinks his daughter is the cutest.
2.03sWell, now there's a way to prove it.
3.24sWow, President of Laramie Cigarettes, jack Larson!
1.79sThis year, Laramie is sponsoring...
2sthe Little Miss Springfield Pageant.