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2.26sMa'am, a giant head in the sky is controlling the weather.
1.99sDid you want to play checkers? Let's be rational!
1.99sI'll see you at God's house!
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2.7sGentlemen, gentlemen! One at a time! Simon?
4.67sSeti, Norad, and every broadcaster on the planet are attempting to show this being what humanity's got --
2.03sString Theory, World History, the Human Genome --
2.03sHave you tried sending it launch codes?
4.93sMr. President, what America's got is 70,000 megatons of kaboom-boom,
3.23sand I say we show it right up this floating head's ass.
1.19sNo, you need to let me talk!
1.23sShut up!
1.33sHold it! Don't move!
2.83sStay back! This watch turns people into snakes!
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0.99sOh!
2.06sStand down! Everybody, stand down!
2.53sI'm the leader ofthese people, and I'm unarmed.
2.56sThere's no need for any more snake-makery.
1.19sMy name is Rick Sanchez.
1.23sThis here is my grandson, Marty,
0sALL: Hi, Marty,
1.76sHey.