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1.7sOh, god! We're up?!
4.77sPRINCIPAL: Jerry and Beth, your family is a golden example of what Headism has to offer the world.
0.08sThe world?
1.94sHeadism is a hit.
3.8sWe're taking it worldwide, and we'd like Jerry to be our church's Headof advertising.
1.33sYou would?
5.14sBeth, we'd like to promote you from horse surgeon straight past human surgeon to Headof medicine.
1.47sThat's my dream! That's my dream.
2.9sThank you. This is all so overwhelming,
1.3sBut, uh...
1.13swe can't.
Absolutely not.
4.6sI'm s orry '2 We've been waiting 16 years for our daughter to respect us,
2.7sbut the key is, it has to be our daughter,
1.93snot this person she's become.
3.83sWe'll take our chances raising her without fancy new jobs,
2.16soutside of a potato-based religion.