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1.16sthe man turns people into snakes.
1.66sHe can use Google maps.
1.56sSir, Pharrell, Newman, Corgan, and that Dream guy --
1.76s- They're all dead.
- What?
2.56sHow is that possible? Do people just die when I name them?
1.33sThe Grammys, sir.
2.33sThere was an earthquake and...al| the musicians,
2.43sall the famous ones... they're gone.
1.19sDear god.
0.93sHold on, sir. Just a minute.
1.76slce-T survived.
2.9sHe's inbound on an F-15, E.T.A. two hours.
1.56sGood luck, Mr. President.
1.83sSir, the magnetic poles are about to reverse.
2.13sIn two hours, there may not be an Earth to save.
2.13sSanchez? Are you a musician?
1.76sl dabble, Mr. President.
3.03sGet this man and his grandson on a Black Hawk to Area 51.
3.16sPeople! Everyone! Remain calm!
3.73sEvery crisis of faith is an opportunity for more faith.
2.73sWhen God deals you an 11, you don't fold!
1.16sYou double down!
1.87sAnd always hit on a soft 16.
1.59sThat means you, Jews.
2.49sI beg your pardon, Pastor, but the last I looked outside,
2.8sit seems to be you that's been dealt the weak hand.
1.87sJews rule!
1.9sNobody? Okay, tough church.