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2.73sWhen God deals you an 11, you don't fold!
1.16sYou double down!
1.87sAnd always hit on a soft 16.
1.59sThat means you, Jews.
2.49sI beg your pardon, Pastor, but the last I looked outside,
2.8sit seems to be you that's been dealt the weak hand.
1.87sJews rule!
1.9sNobody? Okay, tough church.
1.23sHi. Principal Vagina --
1.8sthe name's real, possibly Scandinavian.
1.56sI'm just gonna come out and make this pitch --
1.26sthe old gods are dead.
2.53sFuck all previous existing religions.
2.16sAll hail the one true God --
2.16sThe giant head in the sky.
1.52s- Children of God!
- Ah-ta-ta-ta!
1.26sBob, Bob, I get it.
2.59sBut unless this can beat that,
1.83swhat have you done for me lately?