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2sI only did that a couple of times.
1.73sHalf a gallon of chocolate.
1.9sCheck. Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge.
2.54sCheck. Half a gallon of chocolate, chocolate, chocolate chip.
2.77sDid your mom really write that shopping list ?
2.2s- Grampa, what a question.
- What's next, Lis ?
2.17s- Sprinkles and syrups.
- Hey, Grampa. Aisle six and step on it.
1.8sAll right, but put out that cigar.
5.11sHe drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby.
3.04sWhen he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises.
3.34sAnd when he wakes up, he makes honking noises.
3.54sOh, oh. And he scratches himself with his keys.
2.44sI guess that's it. Oh, no. Wait.
3.97sHe kicks me in his sleep, and his toenails are too long and yellow.
2.14sThat's all I can think of right now.
2.4sI guess you're all tired. And I want to thank you...
3.14sfor letting me get some things off my chest.
2.97sWell, we've missed the luau. What say we call it a night ?
4.7sBut, Captain, I can't avenge my partner's death with this pea shooter.
3.34sI don't wanna hear it, McBain. That cannon of yours is against regulations.