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2.84sHe chews with his mouth open, he gambles,
2.54she hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes.
2.67sIt's true. It's all true.
2.04sHomer, don't interrupt. Sorry.
2.54sHe blows his nose on the towels and puts them back in the middle.
2sI only did that a couple of times.
1.73sHalf a gallon of chocolate.
1.9sCheck. Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge.
2.54sCheck. Half a gallon of chocolate, chocolate, chocolate chip.
2.77sDid your mom really write that shopping list ?
2.2s- Grampa, what a question.
- What's next, Lis ?
2.17s- Sprinkles and syrups.
- Hey, Grampa. Aisle six and step on it.
1.8sAll right, but put out that cigar.
5.11sHe drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby.
3.04sWhen he goes to sleep, he makes chewing noises.
3.34sAnd when he wakes up, he makes honking noises.
3.54sOh, oh. And he scratches himself with his keys.
2.44sI guess that's it. Oh, no. Wait.
3.97sHe kicks me in his sleep, and his toenails are too long and yellow.