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2.27sWait ! Oh ! Now, Homer.
4.54sHe forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays-- both religious and secular.
2.84sHe chews with his mouth open, he gambles,
2.54she hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes.
2.67sIt's true. It's all true.
2.04sHomer, don't interrupt. Sorry.
2.54sHe blows his nose on the towels and puts them back in the middle.
2sI only did that a couple of times.
1.73sHalf a gallon of chocolate.
1.9sCheck. Half a gallon of chocolate brownie fudge.
2.54sCheck. Half a gallon of chocolate, chocolate, chocolate chip.
2.77sDid your mom really write that shopping list ?
2.2s- Grampa, what a question.
- What's next, Lis ?
2.17s- Sprinkles and syrups.
- Hey, Grampa. Aisle six and step on it.
1.8sAll right, but put out that cigar.
5.11sHe drinks out of the carton. He never changes the baby.