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2.1sWell-- Oh. Go on, Neddie.
1.83sSometimes Maude, God bless her,
3.84sshe underlines passages in my Bible because she can't find hers.
0.35sLucky you don't keep guns in the house.
3.08sHomer, why are you here ?
2.87sOh, because I got drunk and looked down her dress.
3.6sNo, no, Homer. Marge is gonna tell us all your faults.
2.07sWhy don't you tell us about hers ?
0.32sOh, she's perfect.
3.02sCome on, Homer. What are her faults ?
2sWell, sometimes they can be annoying. Oh, Homer.
1.93sNow, Marge, don't interrupt. You'll get your turn.
1.77s- I'm done.
- Okay. Marge ?
4.07sWell, it's not that I don't love the guy.
2.17sI'm always sticking up for him.
2.54sIt's just that he's so self-centered.
2.27sWait ! Oh ! Now, Homer.
4.54sHe forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays-- both religious and secular.
2.84sHe chews with his mouth open, he gambles,
2.54she hangs out at a seedy bar with bums and lowlifes.
2.67sIt's true. It's all true.
2.04sHomer, don't interrupt. Sorry.
2.54sHe blows his nose on the towels and puts them back in the middle.