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2.17sLet's not talk about that. Let's not talk at all !
2.44sRemember my saving your lives and bringing you happiness...
1.94swhen we pass the collection plate next week.
4.2sAll right. Ned, Maude, what brings you here ?
2.1sWell-- Oh. Go on, Neddie.
1.83sSometimes Maude, God bless her,
3.84sshe underlines passages in my Bible because she can't find hers.
0.35sLucky you don't keep guns in the house.
3.08sHomer, why are you here ?
2.87sOh, because I got drunk and looked down her dress.
3.6sNo, no, Homer. Marge is gonna tell us all your faults.
2.07sWhy don't you tell us about hers ?
0.32sOh, she's perfect.
3.02sCome on, Homer. What are her faults ?
2sWell, sometimes they can be annoying. Oh, Homer.
1.93sNow, Marge, don't interrupt. You'll get your turn.
1.77s- I'm done. - Okay. Marge ?
4.07sWell, it's not that I don't love the guy.
2.17sI'm always sticking up for him.
2.54sIt's just that he's so self-centered.
2.27sWait ! Oh ! Now, Homer.
4.54sHe forgets birthdays, anniversaries, holidays-- both religious and secular.
2.84sHe chews with his mouth open, he gambles,