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2.44sHello, Marge. Why, Homer Simpson.
2.27sHere to give your marriage a little spit shine ?
1.9sNone of your business, Flanders.
3.5sSay, Reverend, are we gonna get a chance to do any fishing ?
1.8sOh, I'm afraid not.
2.24sA marriage can't be reconciled in a few hours, Homer.
2.03sIt takes a whole weekend to do that.
2.37sOh. We must bait our hooks with honesty.
3.44sThat way a happy marriage won't be the one that got away.
3.84sI see. I also understand bowling expressions.
2.7sAh, three couples. Our best turnout yet.
3.1sWhy don't we go around the room and everyone can introduce themselves...
2.2sand tell us a little bit about why they're here.
1.45sjohn ? Gloria ?
1.12sMy name's Gloria.
4.17sI'm here because johnny boy hasn't been able to cut it man-wise...
1.87sfor some time.
4.57sNot that I'd want his odor of gin and sour defeat pressed against me.
1.39sThat's enough, Gloria !
0.92sThank you, Gloria.
2.87sjohn, why don't you tell us a little about why you're here ?
3.47sShe never cooks, she keeps a filthy house and she talks profanely.
1.9s- She's the queen of the harpies.
- No, I'm not.