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3.14sWe have some new pamphlets available in our church news rack,
2.54sincluding Bible Bafflers, Satan's Boners,
2.27sGood Grief !, More Satan's Boners...
3.34sand for the teens, it's Not Cool to Fry in Hell.
2.87sMarge ? Marge.
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1.94sI'm sorry.
3.04sThe Lord and I can't compete with the squeaking of Homer Simpson's shoes.
3.2sWhy don't we just put everything on hold until he takes a seat ?
0.45sSorry, Reverend.
1.35sSit down, Homer.
4.1sMrs. Lovejoy and myself will be holding our third annual marriage retreat...
2.07snext weekend at Catfish Lake.
4.27sIt's psychological counseling for couples whose marriages are hanging by a thread...
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1.78sor those just in need of a tune-up.
1.49sHmm ?
0.42sIf you wish to participate,
2.53splease sign up in the lobby after the service is over.
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2.54sWill the Simpsons be attending our little retreat ?
2.57sOh, well, it's very tempting.
3.6sReally, a wonderful idea. Marge ! Whoa ! What are you doing ?
3.9sAre you insane ? No ! Give me the pencil !