3.74sOh, I'm crying I'm so sad.
1.8sWay to go, Grampa.
2.24sI'll never trust another old person.
4sI fooled you ! So long, suckers !
2.23sYeah. General Sherman.
3.37sThey say he's 500 pounds of bottom-dwelling fury, don't you know.
2.84sNo one knows how old he is, but if you ask me, and most people do,
1.97she's a hundred years if he's a day.
2.47sAnd no one's ever caught him ? Well, one fella came close.
1.78sWent by the name of Homer.
2.9sSeven feet tall he was, with arms like tree trunks.
2.6sAnd his eyes were like steel, cold and hard.
3.35sHad A shock of hair, red, like the fires of hell.