3.57sHomer, do you remember the way you acted at the party last night ?
1.93sThe way I acted ?
3.07sSo I said, "I must get out of these wet clothes and into a dry martini."
2.84sWell said. Thank you.
1.94sOh, good Lord. There's a fly in my drink. I put it there.
2.43s- You did ?
- I slipped it into your glass as a gag.
0.58sPure hilarity !
2.02sPure Homer.
0.59sI pronounce it to be the most whimsical jape of the season.