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3.3sI gave up fame and breakfast for my marriage.
1.97sI fought it for six hours.
2.32sShe says one word and I toss it back.
5.22sAnd you're telling me our marriage is in trouble ? Come here, baby !
2.64sOh, Homer !
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3.44sUgh ! Ugh. Hmm.
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0.22sWe're back.
2.45sHow's your marriage ?
2.25sSame as usual. Perfectomundo.
3.65sOh, my, the house looks wonderful. Grampa, what's your secret ?
3.37sPretending to cry.
3.44sThat's right. You heard me. Pretending to cry !
3.2sI can turn it on and off like a faucet.