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1.53sNo, not really.
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3.1s(CHUCKLES) Okay.
2.27sHey, can you tell me what Lady Gaga is?
4.79sIs that a band, or a soda, or a store,
2.27sor one of those terms like "donkey punch"?
1.17sNo.
1.54sIs it a douche?
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1.75sIs Lady Gaga a douche?
1.57sI don't think so.
2.44sWell, whatever it is, I like it.
1.47sGreen light.
1s(BLOWING)
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2.85sIs it hard being a paraplegic?
1.62sWell, it's no picnic.
2.89sUnless your version of a picnic is being the basket.
2.09sWell, you seem like you have a good attitude about it.
2.49sYeah, you know, it's like we handicapped people say,
3.67s"When life ruins your legs, you just got to make legonade."
1.45sI can sort of relate to that.
2.5sYou know, sometimes it's really hard being me,
2.3sand I guess I just make Megonade.
3sThat sounds disgusting. All right, we're here.
0.82s(BLOWING) (BREAKS SQUEAKING)
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1.13sThis is my school.
2.23sYeah, isn't that where you wanted to go?
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