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1.93sand some illegal fireworks...
4.2sand one of those disposable enemas-- no, make it two.
3.07sMy apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks...
2.64sis prohibited in this state and is punishable by--
3.44sAny red-blooded, flag-feeding American would love...
4.34sCelebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
2.3sPretty cool of your mom to let us hang out here.
1.93sTotally. Not like my mom.
3.9sShe'd be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.
2.8sMy dad's all stoked 'cause today's the Fourth of july.
3.67sHe woke me up at dawn to take a loyalty oath. Ugh.
4.07sMy mom's French, so we only celebrate Bastille Day.
3.87sWell, we could do something fun. Um, how 'bout a beach party?