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2.67sSo he goes, like--
2.5sI can totally hear him going that.
2.84sOnly kids are that incoherent!
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4.34sSo, my mom tried to take me to some candle place, but I'm all, like, "No way."
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2.07sLike, you know, whatever.
1.97sLike, you know, whatever.
2.74sHey! What's hap--
3.17sOkay, okay, okay. Not your fault. It's a bird thing.
2.07sYou don't control the birds.
2.74sYou will someday, but not now.
1.5sHi. 'Sup?
2sWho's that? I don't know. Some kid.
1.93sHey! I like your hat.
1.9sA compliment!
4.97sScanning for sarcasm. It's clean. Go!