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2.2sYou'll be the most popular crab on the beach.
4.77sAw, a gift from my favorite crustacean.
3.2sUm, did you learn that word from a teacher or something?
3.97sNo. No, I heard it on Baywatch.
1.77sOh, cool. That's cool.
2.2sBaywatch. David Hasselhoff, man.
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3.64sAh. I bet this place sells illegal fireworks.
4.5sjust go in and act casual like you buy 'em all the time.
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1.93sHi. Um--
4.84sLet me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms,
3.2sa bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields...
1.93sand some illegal fireworks...
4.2sand one of those disposable enemas-- no, make it two.
3.07sMy apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks...
2.64sis prohibited in this state and is punishable by--
1.97sFollow me.
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