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1.93sHi. Um--
4.84sLet me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms,
3.2sa bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields...
1.93sand some illegal fireworks...
4.2sand one of those disposable enemas-- no, make it two.
3.07sMy apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks...
2.64sis prohibited in this state and is punishable by--
1.97sFollow me.
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3.44sAny red-blooded, flag-feeding American would love...
2.33sthe M-320.
4.34sCelebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
1.27sAll right.
2.3sPretty cool of your mom to let us hang out here.
1.93sTotally. Not like my mom.