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1.93sHi. Um--
4.84sLet me have one of those porno magazines, large box of condoms,
3.2sa bottle of Old Harper, a couple of those panty shields...
1.93sand some illegal fireworks...
4.2sand one of those disposable enemas-- no, make it two.
3.07sMy apologies, sir, but the sale of fireworks...
2.64sis prohibited in this state and is punishable by--
1.97sFollow me.
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3.44sAny red-blooded, flag-feeding American would love...
2.33sthe M-320.
4.34sCelebrate the independence of your nation by blowing up a small part of it.
1.27sAll right.
2.3sPretty cool of your mom to let us hang out here.
1.93sTotally. Not like my mom.
3.9sShe'd be butting in with Rice Krispies squares and Tang.