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2.3sOh, my God. What are they going to do to us?
1.7sWe're not going to stick around to find out.
2.13sJoe, hold your handcuffs over my lap.
1.93s(PANTS UNZIPPING) What the hell is that?
1.3sSwiss Army penis.
3.54s(SAWING) Wow, Quagmire. That's incredible.
3.44sPeter? (SAWING) Yours are made of a stronger metal.
2.3sWe're going to have to go with the acetylene torch penis.
2.65s(HISSING) Don't look right at it.
2.34sMy STDs help it burn brighter.
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1.9sThe keys are in the ignition. Let's go!
4.37s(ENGINE STARTS) (TIRES SQUEALING) I told you to search that guy's penis.
2.1sYou say that about everybody.
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1.17sYeah, we did it!
1.13sBut we lost Briggs.
1.87sHow are we going to find him now? We got nothing.
1.5sWell, I don't know if it helps,
2.54sbut I found this number next to the phone in his kitchen.
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